
A Cat is Contrary and That's That
What is it about cats that makes them so enchanting? They are infuriatingly
smug, elegantly arrogant, graceful always but often ungracious. A creature
breathtaking in its physical perfection and gob-smacking in its unapologetic
selfishness.
Why
is it that a cat can leap so effortlessly
to the highest shelf, tiptoe nimbly round all the awful holiday souvenirs
and yet with a twinkle in its eye will casually dash your prized Lalique
crystal vase to the floor.
What is it they are looking at when they
perch on the back of the sofa, gently swaying from side to side, eyes
fixed at a non-existent spot on the wall?
Give a pregnant cat a warm, comfortable secret cubby-hole in which
to have her kits - she'll decide to have them in your bed.
Buy her a cat perch, fuzzy lined, with a cat-nip scratching post, she'll
choose to lie in your linen cupboard and scratch your stereo speakers.
Feel like a cuddle - best way to get one is pretend you don't! Want
to avoid cat hairs on your business suit - that kitty will be all over
you.
Cats
have been revered as Gods, reviled as the devil's familiars, heralded
for
their
hunting
prowess,
hounded
for
being
unlucky,
sought
after for
being lucky ...
Dogs have been domesticated for about 20,000 years, cats only 5,000.
What were they waiting for? Did we have to reach a reasonable level of
civilisation and comfort before they decided to grace us with their company?
For all their contrariness (and often undeserved) reputation for aloofness,
you can be sure that a cat, be she moggy or show queen, will bring you
joy with her playful antics, vibrate your soul with her contented purring,
bestow a feeling of serenity when she is at rest and grace your household
with her beauty.
Of course, she might also horrify you with gory presents and rip your
new sofa to shreds but would you have a cat be any other way?
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